the baudelaire orphans

“People aren’t either wicked or noble. They’re like chef’s salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.”
— Lemony Snicket

softfrankocean:

_{get to know me meme ★ 2/10 movies ❥  iron man trilogy}

_{Iron Man. That’s kind of catchy. It’s got a nice ring to it. I mean it’s not technically accurate. The suit’s a gold titanium alloy, but it’s kind of provocative, the imagery anyway.}

queertwilight:

Some of you never felt your heart break when Edward screamed at Bella in BD1 and it shows

sirxusblack:

hila’s endless list of favorite films ♥ pride and prejudice (2005)
                   I could more easily forgive his vanity had he not wounded mine.

andrrewgarfield:

favourite characters: Klaus Baudelaire (A Series of Unfortunate Events)

There are some things we might not know, but that doesn’t mean we should give up. We can find out what we need to know. We can find out anything.

hexpress:

anz100:

carbonfiberpersonality:

Southerner: oh man, there’s snow!1!! Guess we better uh… Not do a driving! *Drives 10 mph while sobbing*

Northerner: *driving a stick shift 80 mph in slick iced roads while eating a full cheese plate and blaring led zeppelins’ “immigrant song”*

I’m Californian and I have the balls to do this.

californian found dead wearing a murrsuit in a 2003 honda civic after encountering black ice for the first time and careening off of I-95

despazito:

*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song

catherinehardwicke:

i just want to live in a cottage right on the edge of the forest and the coast, close enough to town to walk with a little basket for groceries and idk work in a local bookshop. like please. thats the dream 

21 Questions
I was tagged by talented @shieldofrohan. Thank you!! 
Rules: Answer 21 questions then tag 21 people you want to get to know better

Nicknames: just versions of my name.
Zodiac: nah
Height: 5′5″
Last movie i saw: The Death of Stalin. It was really good (if pretty dark).
Last thing i googled: university of [my school] parking because it’s impossible to navigate the website from within and today they messed up my parking so I’m out eight bucks
Favorite musician: Miranda Lambert
Song stuck in head: Irreplaceable by Beyoncé
Other blogs: @posiaeden
Do i get asks: on occasion
Following: 203 (I’m really selective)
Amount of sleep: usually around 8 (i have insomnia so my sleep schedule is rigid and generous).
Lucky numbers: what’s luck?
What i’m wearing: charcoal turtleneck and black work leggings
Dream job: housewife if I’m honest, if I’m not, freelance designer or writer working remotely from the mountains of montana or wyoming
Dream trip: art historical tour of europe
Favorite food: white chicken chili
Play any instruments: I have no musical ability so I do not 
Languages: just english, my brain isn’t so good with comprehending alternate grammar structures
Favorite song: yikes so many! maybe Country Roads, Take Me Home by John Denver
Random fact: I go through phases of obsession with random periods of history and right now it soviet russia
Describe yourself as aesthetic things: clear mornings, starry skies, the sound of waves crashing on the shore, sack cloth, reclaimed wood, navy blue, warm food on a cold day, empty stretches of road, leather bound classics

Tagging: @the-stars-descend @piridi @perhaps-mr-collins-has-a-cousin @foggymorningandtea @jessicanjpa @richardgansvy

1995june:

that before rain feeling when the clouds are puffy and the sky is grey and everything looks slightly foggy and tired and you can smell the rain before it even hits the ground and that is a really good feeling

cariatides:

_{Bunny gave him a long, hard look. “Jesus,” he said. “What you doing, burying the dead?”}

_{Henry smiled. “Actually, it’s very lucky you happened by.“} 

rosiecalloway:

Blue Sargent, The Raven Cycle

van-dyne:

Food and water ran out four days ago, oxygen will run out tomorrow morning, that’d be it. When I drift off, I will dream about you.
Tony Stark in Avengers: Endgame (2019)